Dumb Ways to Die

teach yourself how to fly
eat a two week old un refrigerated pie
dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
invite a psycho killer inside
scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
take your helmet off in outer space
use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
keep a rattlesnake as a pet
sell both your kidneys on the internet
eat a tube of superglue
i wonder what's this red button do
dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die