Bartender, pour me some dark liquor
Had a hell of day and I couldn't hit the bar quicker
It's unhealthy, my friends try to help me
But I'd rather listen to what Jim, Jack, and Jose tell me
Give me that one, and that one and that one too
Forty and fifty, a hundred proof
All the pressures of society givin' me anxiety
Sobriety just won't do
So give me all of your alcohol
Tequila and lime, whiskey on ice
And every one of my problems is solved
Give me all your alcohol
A little bourbon and rye 'til the barrel is dry
And I'ma worry 'bout the heartache tomorrow
So give me all, all, all
Your alcohol-ol-ol